Tired of Your Character
Getting All the Good Food?
Now You Can
Bring That Delicious World of
Warcraft® Cooking From the
Virtual World to the Real World
of Your Own Dinner
Table!
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Even if
Your Real Cooking Skill is Nearly
Zero!
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From: Guinevere
Date: November 21, 2008
Dear Fellow MMO & WoW
Players and Cooks,
You've fought like a Tauren and died like
a Tauren (and probably taken more than a few with
you,) so why not eat like a Tauren? In real
life. Why should you only be able to eat Poached
Sunsdcale Salmon in-game? You've seen Delicious
Cave Mold dropping here and there, but what's it
really like?
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Delicious Cave Mold
Cookies
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You've done the quest to get
the Gooey Spider Cake recipe and
others. Now it's time to really make it for
your Mom, Dad, gamer buddies, kids, and fellow Elves
and Orcs.
How can this be, you ask?
There's now a cookbook that takes the exotic, interesting,
and sometimes weird (that stew uses what?!?) recipes
found in your favorite MMOs (such as World of
Warcraft®, Ultima Online®, Star Wars
Galaxies®, etc.) and brings them into the real world.
Take that stack of spider legs you've been
collecting, grab a copy of
The Original and Stricly
Unoffical Tauren Chef Cookbook, and make
real food to feed to your real world gamer
clan!
Feed Your Real Life Raid
Group
Now you and your gang of raiders/pirates (say,
"Arrr!",) your guild, or your favorite
Elite Chef can dine IRL (In Real Life) on all your
favorite MMO foods like Beer Basted Boar Ribs and
Spellpower Cookies.
Just picture it- your brave crew of weary warriors, casters,
and cannon fodder gathers around the campfire after
slaying that boss and his horde (again,) and what
do all of you want? Some limp wimpy green salad?
NO! You want comfort food! Hot and tasty DragonBreath
Chili, Seasoned Wolf Kabobs, or Roast Raptor are just
the stuff these crusaders need to banish the fatigue and get
back to slaying!
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Heavy Kodo
Stew
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So how to get this delicious food for yourself and your
crew? Maybe you could consult your quest log for these recipes,
or hope something edible drops from that wild bird thing over
there, or you could do a quest that has you cross two
continents and five time zones in search of the rare "purple
egg with spots."
But there's a better solution: The Original Tauren
Chef Cookbook features over 60 delicious recipes
inspired by games such as the insanely popular MMORPG World of
Warcraft®. Appetizers, main course, breads, desserts, it's all
there and it's all ready for you to prepare for your real world
crew. Why it's even approved by Ninjoo, our Tauren Shaman
Gourmet, and Miyo, our local (Human) Warlock!
Invite your real life guild to your lair
and treat them to a full course dinner from your favorite
online game!
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Goblin Deviled
Clams
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Start off your meal with delicious
appetizers, like these:
- Buzzard Bites
(finally, you get to eat them!)
- CrabCakes
and
- Goblin Deviled Clams (made with clams, not
Goblins)
You'll get great recipes for hearty main course
dishes, such as:
- Clefthoof Ribs
- Beer Basted Boar Ribs
- RedRidge Goulash
and
- Graccu's Homemade Meat Pie.
You'll learn how to make light and delicate fish and
seafood dishes, including:
- Brilliant Smallfish
- Bristle Whisker Catfish
- Poached Sunscale Salmon
and the ever popular
- Savory Deviate Delight.
Make your next holiday meal memorable with
traditional specialties including:
- Roast Raptor
- Harvest Bread
and
- Moon Harvest Pumpkin Dessert.
Finish them off with devastating desserts
like:
- Sand Pear Pie
- Gingerbread Cookies
- Gooey Spider Cake.
- and more
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"This non-player found
the Tauren Chef Cookbook both
different & engaging. Such rare &
unusual foods: Dig-rat stew, Ravager
dogs, Roast raptor etc. The directions
are clearly written - the pictures look
real and yummy! Any mother or significant
other should be delighted to have these
MMO-inspired dishes to tempt his/her
players - a nice change from Pizza!
"
H. Read, ret. librarian and
Cookbook
collector.
El Cerrito, CA
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A Cookbook is Born
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Roast
Quail
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When it was only our kids playing WoW, or any other
MMO, any mention of any in-game cooking just didn't happen.
Let's face it, taking a dish from a game and making it into
something they could really eat isn't a high priority for your
typical teenager.
But once the adults (who like to cook) started
getting into the game and the World of Warcraft®
cooking system, well... things changed. There are lots of
in-game recipes which are very similar to real world dishes.
For example, there's that Spice Bread recipe that all new WoW
players get when they pickup the cooking skill. Naturally, a
few other more exotic recipes just begged to be brought into
the real world - Gooey Spider Cake, for one.
A few dishes along the lines of, oh... say, Savory
Deviate Delight - weren't quite as obvious. (What is a deviate
fish, anyway???) We used halibut, which does look a little
strange if you've ever seen a live one, and which is also quite
savory, and now there's a real world Savory Deviate
Delight. We made similar substitutions elsewhere, one of which
went into our own creation: Strawberry-Murloc Pie.
Somewhere along the way the idea of a cookbook
filled with in-game recipes arose and that's what you see here.
A whole bunch of fun cooking and good eating was had by all and
we think you'll feel the same!
You'll Enjoy This Cookbook Even
If You Have Neglected Your Cooking Skills
Don't worry if your real life cooking skills have been
somewhat neglected. Many of our recipes are designed for the
person whose cooking skills are right around
the "microwave pizza for dinner" level. Expand your tastes
and have something for dinner that, in game, would eat
you.
More highly experienced cooks will also find gold
(delicious and fun cooking) in the Tauren
Chef Cookbook. With recipes and techniques for Nightfin
Soup, Rainbow Fin Albacore,
and Mag'har Grainbread even a master cook would
find this eCookbook to be a fabulous quest
reward.
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With over 60
recipes the Tauren
Chef Cookbook will satisfy any Tauren or
player's appetite!
Here are just a few of the many things you'll
discover in addition to the secret recipes in this
ebook:
The
Real Tauren Chef Cookbook brings over
60 of those delicious, exotic, and sometimes
weird MMO recipes into the real world of
your own kitchen. Appetizers, main courses, breads,
soups, and desserts, they're all in the book!
You'll
learn which real life ingredients to use from
your real world local stores, just in case you
can't find a store that sells, for example, Kodo
meat.
You'll
get step-by-step instructions to help
prepare each dish, plus photos, not just a
bare list of ingredients.
We
give you tips, tricks, help, and photographs to help
you along the way. Even a low level cook will be able
to create tasty dishes right off and a more
experienced one will be off and running. Heck, even an
Abomination can cook some of these dishes.

Poached Sunscale Salmon
You'll
see photographs of the finished meals as cooked by
real people, not professionals who painted their meals
with shellac and glue. In other words, what you see is
what you get (and it'll look great and taste
better!)
You're a
human and not an Orc? Poor thing... (just kidding!)
We'll also tell you how many Gnomes, Dwarves, Elves,
Trolls, or even humans, these meals will feed!
Every
dish in the Tauren Chef Cookbook is
guaranteed to delight with both its delicious flavor
and authentic feel.
Unlike
some other recipes, every dish in cookbook has been
prepared and tested in a real kitchen. The
photos show you how those dishes really
look as they come out of the oven. No fancy artistry
here, even an Orc Warrior can cook these dishes and
make them look good!
You'll
also get special bonus recipes, such
as Delicious Cave Mold Cookies and the
surprisingly tasty Strawberry-Murloc Pie,
which don't appear in-game, but should.
Since we
didn't want to leave out your pets you'll also find
bonus Pet Treat recipes for your
non-bipedal companions.
And
it's all easier than getting your guild together on a
Friday night for the big raid!

Roast Clefthoof
But What if You Can't Cook???
You say you can barely boil water, let alone cook
a full meal? Never fear! While some of these recipes require a
journeyman or better cooking skill, many others were created
just for people with ZERO cooking skill. The step by step
instructions and great pictures will have any cook leveling up
in no time.
You'll finally have a reason to use those spider
legs you've been collecting. Remember, we provide step-by-step
directions and plenty of tips for low level cooks. You'll
be making delicious spidery dishes in no time!
Well, what are you waiting
for? Click Here to get your cookbook
now!
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The eCookbook is
GREAT. I love the
game references along with the
food pictures. I feel like I'm
playing while cooking. The
recipes are simple enough yet
tasty. Though I haven't
played Warcraft® (I've played
Everquest over a year, plus DDO), it really
was a marvelous taste of the
experience.
Recommended for
gamers and cooks alike.
-Lorraine (avid
gamer & easy recipe cook)
Moutain View, CA Everything Nindendo
Wii
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I LOVE this!! To
borrow netspeak, ROFLMAO!! I found
the titles hysterically funny and the
recipes easy to follow. The pictures
are clear and the instructions look
good. And I like your 'ingredients
substitutions' ideas.
Kathryn
Spokane, WA
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The Original Tauren
Chef Cookbook makes a great gift,
too!!!
Buy a copy for your Mom, wife, girlfriend,
boyfriend, aunt, uncle, sister, brother, or any other loved one
who isn't afraid to brave the terrors of the kitchen. They'll
have to make you something just to show their gratitude,
right?
And if that doesn't work, buy a copy for yourself!
There are recipes in this cookboook that even a Newb like you
can make and look like a star chef! Maybe even a Tauren
Chef? And don't miss the helpful tips contained in the section
on "How to Level up Your Cooking Skill IRL (In Real Life.)"
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This cookbook is an eBook in Abobe PDF format, so
once you buy your copy you can download it
immeditately, anytime, anywhere.
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See you in the kitchen!
Guinevere,
The Chef
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Dirge's Kickin'
Chimaerok Chops
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PS: Remember, You get 60+ recipes, complete
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you're a newb or an expert, grab the Yauren
Chef cookbook and you can be eating what you characters
eat, tonight!
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you will have all the hard won info you need to jump full force
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PPS: Even if you don't want to cook
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want to cook. They'll love the new recipes and you get to eat
like your Orc!
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