Tired of Your
Character Getting All the Good
Now You Can Bring That
Delicious World of Warcraft® Cooking From the
Virtual World to the Real World
of Your Own Dinner
Even if Your Real Cooking Skill is
Date: March 8, 2014
Dear Fellow MMO
& WoW Players and Cooks,
You've fought like a Tauren and died like a
Tauren (and probably taken more than a few with you,) so
why not eat like a Tauren? In real
life. Why should you only be able to eat
Poached Sunsdcale Salmon in-game? You've
seen Delicious Cave Mold dropping here and
there, but what's it
You've done the quest to get the Gooey
Spider Cake recipe and others. Now it's time to
really make it for your Mom, Dad, gamer
buddies, kids, and fellow Elves and
Delicious Cave Mold
How can this be, you ask?
There's now a cookbook that takes the exotic, interesting,
and sometimes weird (that stew uses
what?!?) recipes found in your favorite MMOs
(such as World of Warcraft®, Ultima Online®,
Star Wars Galaxies®, etc.) and brings them into the
Take that stack of spider legs you've been collecting, grab
a copy of The Original and Stricly
Unoffical Tauren Chef Cookbook, and make
real food to feed to your real
world gamer clan!
Feed Your Real Life Raid
Now you and your gang of raiders/pirates (say, "Arrr!",)
your guild, or your favorite Elite Chef can dine IRL (In Real
Life) on all your favorite MMO foods like Beer Basted Boar Ribs
and Spellpower Cookies.
Just picture it- your brave crew of weary warriors, casters,
and cannon fodder gathers around the campfire after slaying
that boss and his horde (again,) and what do all of you want?
Some limp wimpy green salad? NO! You want comfort food! Hot and
tasty DragonBreath Chili, Seasoned Wolf Kabobs, or Roast Raptor
are just the stuff these crusaders need to banish the fatigue
and get back to slaying!
So how to get this delicious food for yourself and your
crew? Maybe you could consult your quest log for these recipes,
or hope something edible drops from that wild bird thing over
there, or you could do a quest that has you cross two
continents and five time zones in search of the rare "purple
egg with spots."
But there's a better solution: The Original Tauren Chef
Cookbook features over 60 delicious recipes inspired
by games such as the insanely popular MMORPG World of
Warcraft®. Appetizers, main course, breads, desserts, it's all
there and it's all ready for you to prepare for your real world
crew. Why it's even approved by Ninjoo, our Tauren Shaman
Gourmet, and Miyo, our local (Human) Warlock!
Invite your real life guild to your lair
and treat them to a full course dinner from your favorite
Start off your meal with delicious appetizers,
- Buzzard Bites
(finally, you get to eat them!)
- Goblin Deviled Clams (made with clams, not
You'll get great recipes for hearty main course
dishes, such as:
- Clefthoof Ribs
- Beer Basted Boar Ribs
- RedRidge Goulash
- Graccu's Homemade Meat Pie.
You'll learn how to make light and delicate fish and
seafood dishes, including:
- Brilliant Smallfish
- Bristle Whisker Catfish
- Poached Sunscale Salmon
and the ever popular
- Savory Deviate Delight.
Make your next holiday meal memorable with
traditional specialties including:
- Roast Raptor
- Harvest Bread
- Moon Harvest Pumpkin Dessert.
Finish them off with devastating desserts
- Sand Pear Pie
- Gingerbread Cookies
- Gooey Spider Cake.
- and more
non-player found the Tauren Chef Cookbook
both different & engaging. Such rare
& unusual foods: Dig-rat stew,
Ravager dogs, Roast raptor etc. The
directions are clearly written - the
pictures look real and yummy! Any mother
or significant other should be delighted
to have these MMO-inspired dishes to
tempt his/her players - a nice change
from Pizza! "
H. Read, ret.
librarian and Cookbook
El Cerrito, CA
A Cookbook is Born
When it was only our kids playing WoW, or any other
MMO, any mention of any in-game cooking just didn't happen.
Let's face it, taking a dish from a game and making it into
something they could really eat isn't a high priority for your
But once the adults (who like to cook) started
getting into the game and the World of
Warcraft® cooking system, well... things changed.
There are lots of in-game recipes which are very similar to
real world dishes. For example, there's that Spice Bread recipe
that all new WoW players get when they pickup the cooking
skill. Naturally, a few other more exotic recipes just begged
to be brought into the real world - Gooey Spider Cake, for
A few dishes along the lines of, oh... say, Savory
Deviate Delight - weren't quite as obvious. (What is a deviate
fish, anyway???) We used halibut, which does look a little
strange if you've ever seen a live one, and which is also quite
savory, and now there's a real world Savory
Deviate Delight. We made similar substitutions elsewhere, one
of which went into our own creation: Strawberry-Murloc
Somewhere along the way the idea of a cookbook
filled with in-game recipes arose and that's what you see here.
A whole bunch of fun cooking and good eating was had by all and
we think you'll feel the same!
You'll Enjoy This Cookbook Even If You
Have Neglected Your Cooking Skills
Don't worry if your real life cooking skills have been
somewhat neglected. Many of our recipes are designed for the
person whose cooking skills are right around the "microwave
pizza for dinner" level. Expand your tastes and have something
for dinner that, in game, would eat you.
More highly experienced cooks will also find gold (delicious
and fun cooking) in the Tauren Chef Cookbook. With recipes and
techniques for Nightfin Soup, Rainbow Fin Albacore, and Mag'har
Grainbread even a master cook would find this eCookbook to be a
fabulous quest reward.
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With over 60 recipes the Tauren Chef
Cookbook will satisfy any Tauren or player's
Here are just a few of the many things you'll
discover in addition to the secret recipes in this
Real Tauren Chef Cookbook brings over 60 of
those delicious, exotic, and sometimes weird MMO
recipes into the real world of your own
kitchen. Appetizers, main courses, breads, soups, and
desserts, they're all in the book!
learn which real life ingredients to use
from your real world local stores, just in case you
can't find a store that sells, for example, Kodo
get step-by-step instructions to help prepare each
dish, plus photos, not just a bare list of
give you tips, tricks, help, and photographs to help
you along the way. Even a low level cook will be able
to create tasty dishes right off and a more
experienced one will be off and running. Heck, even an
Abomination can cook some of these dishes.
Poached Sunscale Salmon
see photographs of the finished meals as cooked by
real people, not professionals who painted their meals
with shellac and glue. In other words, what you see is
what you get (and it'll look great and taste
human and not an Orc? Poor thing... (just kidding!)
We'll also tell you how many Gnomes, Dwarves, Elves,
Trolls, or even humans, these meals will feed!
dish in the Tauren Chef Cookbook is guaranteed to
delight with both its delicious flavor and authentic
some other recipes, every dish in cookbook has been
prepared and tested in a real kitchen. The photos show
you how those dishes really look as they
come out of the oven. No fancy artistry here, even an
Orc Warrior can cook these dishes and make them look
also get special bonus recipes, such as
Delicious Cave Mold Cookies and the
surprisingly tasty Strawberry-Murloc Pie,
which don't appear in-game, but should.
didn't want to leave out your pets you'll also find
bonus Pet Treat recipes for your
it's all easier than getting your guild together on a
Friday night for the big raid!
But What if You Can't Cook???
You say you can barely boil water, let alone cook
a full meal? Never fear! While some of these recipes require a
journeyman or better cooking skill, many others were created
just for people with ZERO cooking skill. The step by step
instructions and great pictures will have any cook leveling up
in no time.
You'll finally have a reason to use those spider
legs you've been collecting. Remember, we provide step-by-step
directions and plenty of tips for low level cooks. You'll be
making delicious spidery dishes in no time!
Well, what are you waiting
Click Here to get your cookbook
The eCookbook is
GREAT. I love the game references along
with the food pictures. I feel like I'm
playing while cooking. The recipes are
simple enough yet tasty. Though I haven't
played Warcraft® (I've played Everquest
over a year, plus DDO), it really was a
marvelous taste of the
gamers and cooks alike.
gamer & easy recipe cook)
Moutain View, CA
I LOVE this!! To borrow
netspeak, ROFLMAO!! I found the titles
hysterically funny and the recipes easy to
follow. The pictures are clear and the
instructions look good. And I like your
The Original Tauren Chef
makes a great gift,
Buy a copy for your Mom, wife, girlfriend,
boyfriend, aunt, uncle, sister, brother, or any other loved one
who isn't afraid to brave the terrors of the kitchen. They'll
have to make you something just to show their gratitude,
And if that doesn't work, buy a copy for yourself!
There are recipes in this cookboook that even a Newb like you
can make and look like a star chef! Maybe even a Tauren Chef?
And don't miss the helpful tips contained in the section on
"How to Level up Your Cooking Skill IRL (In Real Life.)"
This cookbook is an eBook in Abobe PDF format, so
once you buy your copy you can download it
immeditately, anytime, anywhere.
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thinking... How can I get this amazing real world
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you will have all the hard won info you need to jump full force
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PPS: Even if you don't want to cook
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