The Tauren Chef

 

Tired of Your Character Getting All the Good Food?

Now You Can Bring That Delicious World of Warcraft® Cooking From the
Virtual World to the Real World
of Your Own Dinner Table!

 

Even if Your Real Cooking Skill is Nearly Zero!




From: Guinevere
Date: October 1, 2014

Dear Fellow MMO & WoW Players and Cooks,

You've fought like a Tauren and died like a Tauren (and probably taken more than a few with you,) so why not eat like a Tauren? In real life. Why should you only be able to eat Poached Sunsdcale Salmon in-game? You've seen Delicious Cave Mold dropping here and there, but what's it really like?

delicious cave mold cookies
Delicious Cave Mold Cookies

You've done the quest to get the Gooey Spider Cake recipe and others. Now it's time to really make it for your Mom, Dad, gamer buddies, kids, and fellow Elves and Orcs. 

How can this be, you ask?

There's now a cookbook that takes the exotic, interesting, and sometimes weird (that stew uses what?!?) recipes found in your favorite MMOs (such as World of Warcraft®, Ultima Online®, Star Wars Galaxies®, etc.) and brings them into the real world.

Take that stack of spider legs you've been collecting, grab a copy of The Original and Stricly Unoffical Tauren Chef Cookbook, and make real food to feed to your real world gamer clan!

Feed Your Real Life Raid Group

Now you and your gang of raiders/pirates (say, "Arrr!",) your guild, or your favorite Elite Chef can dine IRL (In Real Life) on all your favorite MMO foods like Beer Basted Boar Ribs and Spellpower Cookies.

Just picture it- your brave crew of weary warriors, casters, and cannon fodder gathers around the campfire after slaying that boss and his horde (again,) and what do all of you want? Some limp wimpy green salad? NO! You want comfort food! Hot and tasty DragonBreath Chili, Seasoned Wolf Kabobs, or Roast Raptor are just the stuff these crusaders need to banish the fatigue and get back to slaying!

heavy kodo stew
Heavy Kodo Stew



So how to get this delicious food for yourself and your crew? Maybe you could consult your quest log for these recipes, or hope something edible drops from that wild bird thing over there, or you could do a quest that has you cross two continents and five time zones in search of the rare "purple egg with spots."

But there's a better solution: The Original Tauren Chef Cookbook features over 60 delicious recipes inspired by games such as the insanely popular MMORPG World of Warcraft®. Appetizers, main course, breads, desserts, it's all there and it's all ready for you to prepare for your real world crew. Why it's even approved by Ninjoo, our Tauren Shaman Gourmet, and Miyo, our local (Human) Warlock!

Invite your real life guild to your lair and treat them to a full course dinner from your favorite online game!

heavy kodo stew
Goblin Deviled Clams




Start off your meal with delicious appetizers, like these:

  • Buzzard Bites
    (finally, you get to eat them!)
  • CrabCakes
    and
  • Goblin Deviled Clams (made with clams, not Goblins)

You'll get great recipes for hearty main course dishes, such as:

  • Clefthoof Ribs
  • Beer Basted Boar Ribs
  • RedRidge Goulash
    and
  • Graccu's Homemade Meat Pie.

You'll learn how to make light and delicate fish and seafood dishes, including:

  • Brilliant Smallfish
  • Bristle Whisker Catfish
  • Poached Sunscale Salmon
    and the ever popular
  • Savory Deviate Delight.

Make your next holiday meal memorable with traditional specialties including:

  • Roast Raptor
  • Harvest Bread
    and
  • Moon Harvest Pumpkin Dessert.

Finish them off with devastating desserts like:

  • Sand Pear Pie
  • Gingerbread Cookies
  • Gooey Spider Cake.
  • and more

"This non-player found the Tauren Chef Cookbook both different & engaging. Such rare & unusual foods: Dig-rat stew, Ravager dogs, Roast raptor etc. The directions are clearly written - the pictures look real and yummy! Any mother or significant other should be delighted to have these MMO-inspired dishes to tempt his/her players - a nice change from Pizza! "

H. Read, ret. librarian and Cookbook collector. 
El Cerrito, CA

A Cookbook is Born

 

delicious cave mold cookies
Roast Quail 

When it was only our kids playing WoW, or any other MMO, any mention of any in-game cooking just didn't happen. Let's face it, taking a dish from a game and making it into something they could really eat isn't a high priority for your typical teenager.

But once the adults (who like to cook) started getting into the game and the World of Warcraft® cooking system, well... things changed. There are lots of in-game recipes which are very similar to real world dishes. For example, there's that Spice Bread recipe that all new WoW players get when they pickup the cooking skill. Naturally, a few other more exotic recipes just begged to be brought into the real world - Gooey Spider Cake, for one.

A few dishes along the lines of, oh... say, Savory Deviate Delight - weren't quite as obvious. (What is a deviate fish, anyway???) We used halibut, which does look a little strange if you've ever seen a live one, and which is also quite savory, and now there's a real world Savory Deviate Delight. We made similar substitutions elsewhere, one of which went into our own creation: Strawberry-Murloc Pie.

Somewhere along the way the idea of a cookbook filled with in-game recipes arose and that's what you see here. A whole bunch of fun cooking and good eating was had by all and we think you'll feel the same!

You'll Enjoy This Cookbook Even If You Have Neglected Your Cooking Skills

Don't worry if your real life cooking skills have been somewhat neglected. Many of our recipes are designed for the person whose cooking skills are right around the "microwave pizza for dinner" level. Expand your tastes and have something for dinner that, in game, would eat you.

More highly experienced cooks will also find gold (delicious and fun cooking) in the Tauren Chef Cookbook. With recipes and techniques for Nightfin Soup, Rainbow Fin Albacore, and Mag'har Grainbread even a master cook would find this eCookbook to be a fabulous quest reward.

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With over 60 recipes the Tauren Chef Cookbook will satisfy any Tauren or player's appetite!

Here are just a few of the many things you'll discover in addition to the secret recipes in this ebook:

 The Real Tauren Chef Cookbook brings over 60 of those delicious, exotic, and sometimes weird MMO recipes into the real world of your own kitchen. Appetizers, main courses, breads, soups, and desserts, they're all in the book!


 You'll learn which real life ingredients to use from your real world local stores, just in case you can't find a store that sells, for example, Kodo meat.


 You'll get step-by-step instructions to help prepare each dish, plus photos, not just a bare list of ingredients.


 We give you tips, tricks, help, and photographs to help you along the way. Even a low level cook will be able to create tasty dishes right off and a more experienced one will be off and running. Heck, even an Abomination can cook some of these dishes.


Poached Sunscale Salmon

 You'll see photographs of the finished meals as cooked by real people, not professionals who painted their meals with shellac and glue. In other words, what you see is what you get (and it'll look great and taste better!)

You're a human and not an Orc? Poor thing... (just kidding!) We'll also tell you how many Gnomes, Dwarves, Elves, Trolls, or even humans, these meals will feed!

 Every dish in the Tauren Chef Cookbook is guaranteed to delight with both its delicious flavor and authentic feel.

 Unlike some other recipes, every dish in cookbook has been prepared and tested in a real kitchen. The photos show you how those dishes really look as they come out of the oven. No fancy artistry here, even an Orc Warrior can cook these dishes and make them look good!

 You'll also get special bonus recipes, such as Delicious Cave Mold Cookies and the surprisingly tasty Strawberry-Murloc Pie, which don't appear in-game, but should.

 Since we didn't want to leave out your pets you'll also find bonus Pet Treat recipes for your non-bipedal companions.

 And it's all easier than getting your guild together on a Friday night for the big raid!

 


Roast Clefthoof

But What if You Can't Cook???

You say you can barely boil water, let alone cook a full meal? Never fear! While some of these recipes require a journeyman or better cooking skill, many others were created just for people with ZERO cooking skill. The step by step instructions and great pictures will have any cook leveling up in no time.

You'll finally have a reason to use those spider legs you've been collecting. Remember, we provide step-by-step directions and plenty of tips for low level cooks. You'll be making delicious spidery dishes in no time!

Well, what are you waiting for?
Click Here to get your cookbook now!

The eCookbook is GREAT. I love the game references along with the food pictures. I feel like I'm playing while cooking. The recipes are simple enough yet tasty. Though I haven't played Warcraft® (I've played Everquest over a year, plus DDO), it really was a marvelous taste of the experience.

Recommended for gamers and cooks alike.

-Lorraine (avid gamer & easy recipe cook)
Moutain View, CA
Everything Nindendo Wii

I LOVE this!! To borrow netspeak, ROFLMAO!! I found the titles hysterically funny and the recipes easy to follow. The pictures are clear and the instructions look good. And I like your 'ingredients substitutions' ideas. 

 

Kathryn
Spokane, WA

 

The Original Tauren Chef Cookbook
makes a great gift, too!!!

Buy a copy for your Mom, wife, girlfriend, boyfriend, aunt, uncle, sister, brother, or any other loved one who isn't afraid to brave the terrors of the kitchen. They'll have to make you something just to show their gratitude, right?

And if that doesn't work, buy a copy for yourself! There are recipes in this cookboook that even a Newb like you can make and look like a star chef! Maybe even a Tauren Chef? And don't miss the helpful tips contained in the section on "How to Level up Your Cooking Skill IRL (In Real Life.)"

  • This cookbook is an eBook in Abobe PDF format, so once you buy your copy you can download it immeditately, anytime, anywhere.

So, by now you must be thinking... How can I get this amazing real world MMO Cooking Guide, right?

It's Yours for Only $29.95, $12.97!

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See you in the kitchen!

Guinevere,
The Chef

 

heavy kodo stew
Dirge's Kickin' Chimaerok Chops




PS: Remember, You get 60+ recipes, complete step-by-step instructions, photographs, help, and tips to level up your cooking skills in real life. It doesn't matter if you're a newb or an expert, grab the Tauren Chef cookbook and you can be eating what your characters eat, tonight!

Yes, for less than the price of a fast food dinner for four you will have all the hard won info you need to jump full force into the kitchen and become a Tauren Chef Yourself!

PPS: Even if you don't want to cook you can hand the cookbook to someone who does want to cook. They'll love the new recipes and you get to eat like your Orc!

PPPS: The Original and Strictly Unofficial Tauren Chef Cookbook is 100% Satisfaction Guaranteed through Clickbank.

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